What If I told you - You Can Have Your Fruit & Eat It Too?

What else is it for?

Ripe, messy, dripping with sweetness — meant to be enjoyed and to nourish you.

Somewhere along the way, you learned to hold back. To save it for later.

You don’t have to anymore.

This is your invitation to a Wilde & Fruitful life. Take the first bite.

Take the Quiz & Discover Your Spirit Fruit

here's what no one told you

There is something that happens when a woman comes back to herself. The you who knows things, who feels things, who has been patiently waiting.

No longer running on the fumes of other people’s needs and expectations, you begin making decisions from somewhere deep and sure. The noise that once felt deafening is replaced by the sound of your own soul.

This is what joy does. What play offers. What pleasure — real, unhurried, unapologetic pleasure — ignites. It returns you to yourself.

And when you are aligned, when you trust yourself, when you are wildly alive — you are magnetic.

You become unstoppable.

Your Spirit Fruit is waiting.

And she’s got something juicy to tell you!

Take the quiz and discover the fruit that matches your energy — right now.

Yes, I want! Take Me To My Spirit Fruit ? →

Like a spirit animal…but sweeter. And less hairy.(unless you’re a kiwi or rambutan, then you are both sweet and a little hairy)

What She’s Saying

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I took Vanessa’s Fruit Deck quiz just for fun and wow. It nailed me. “The Intuitive” felt like someone lovingly holding up a mirror to parts of myself I’ve always known but don’t always trust. The language was affirming, insightful, and deeply accurate. It wasn’t just a cute result, it felt personal and powerful. I would absolutely buy the Wilde Fruit Deck and recommend it to anyone who wants a beautiful, intuitive tool for reflection and growth.
-Wilene Dunn-
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“She has lent her brilliance to the development of several improv-based workshops, empowering our staff and families to be fully present with their loved ones and finding creative ways to connect and harness the power of story in people who are dealing with memory loss.”
- Amy Abrams, Director of Education Alzheimer's San Diego
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“Vanesaa is a great speaker.There's something magical about the way she teaches. She gently brings you out of your shell, out of your head, and eliminates the intimidation factor that you might otherwise expect when being vulnerable in front of other people.”
- Nichole MacDonald, CEO The Sash Bag
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“Taking creative playshops with Vanessa is one of the best investments I’ve made in my personal and professional life. It’s playtime, laughter, connection, community, collaboration, vulnerability, therapy, expansion, and in the beginning, waaaay out of my comfort zone.”
- Virginia Rodriguez, Writer
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“Vanessa’s class was a smorgasbord of improv “exercises,” playfulness, lots of laughter goofiness, and mindfulness— reminding us to let go of our inhibitions, our inner critics, and those “you shouldn’t” and “you can’t” voices in our heads. Valuable lessons.”
- Valerie Sussman, M.D.

Cheerfully disobedient Author & Playologist reclaiming joy and pleasure — part medicine, part rebellion.

I spent years being the good girl: responsible, people-pleasing, and completely exhausted. Then Lyme disease forced me to stop and finally pay attention to myself.

That’s when I discovered a medicine no doctor ever prescribed: play, pleasure, expression, and joy.

And everything changed. That’s why I created Wilde & Fruitful - to give women the tools and experiences that make it impossible to ever forget their own wildness.

Now it's your turn.

To fully and defiantly claim what makes you wildly alive. Because you're a little wilde, slightly feral, and meant to thrive — not just slog along hoping that one day you'll feel less tired, have more money, or finally be thin enough to relax.

This is for the woman who traded orgasms for to-do lists.
Who spent years tending everyone else's garden.

I'm here to walk beside you as you tend to yours — and finally taste the fruit.

Ready?

I promise it'll be far more fun than your last self-help binge. ⤵

Meet Vanessa

WILDE FRUIT CARDS

Your daily practice for tuning in, trusting yourself, and living with more joy. 56 circular botanical oracle cards. Gorgeous. Tactile. Yours. → Get the Deck

Choose your Bite & Let’s Play ‍

LIVE EVENTS & PLAYSHOPS

Come play with me in person (or online). These aren't your usual workshops. We laugh. We get a little vulnerable. We leave lighter. → See What's Coming Up